Petty Professor | Academic Humor Shirts & Mugs

Graphic tees, crewnecks, and other goodies for folks who use
humor to survive academic life.

Academic Life
Is A Lot.
Dress Accordingly.

We design cozy, sensory-friendly apparel as wearable lessons.

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You're never too old to learn. You're never too young to teach.

Junior Professors

Designed by kids who take cozy seriously.

Worn by adults who get it.

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Full Recovery Mode Cropped Tee | Comfort Colors

$35.00

It’s not summer break. It’s full recovery mode.This women’s boxy crop Comfort Colors tee is...

Full Recovery Mode Tee | Comfort Colors

$35.00

It’s not summer break. It’s full recovery mode. This soft Comfort Colors tee is made...

Do Not Disturb Unless It’s Payroll Cropped Tee | Comfort Colors

$35.00

Do not disturb. Unless it’s payroll. This women’s boxy crop Comfort Colors tee is made...

Read the Instructions Mug

$25.00

Most problems are figure-outable. Many are also preventable. The Read the Instructions Mug features a...

You Got This / You’re Capable Encouragement Mug

$25.00

A two-sided pep talk for the person doing their best with the information, energy, and...

Bracing Myself for Unrealistic Expectations 11oz Coffee Mug

$25.00

Ever been expected to meet expectations nobody bothered to explain? Brace yourself. This 11oz ceramic...

BLKxND is our comfort-first capsule for people who
prioritize softness, identity, and ease.

Cozy Rebellion.

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Junior Professors features kid-created designs inspired by
creativity, curiosity, and seeing the world a little differently.

Young Human. Big Ideas.

Free Cozy Crew Sticker Pack with hoodie purchase while supplies last.

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PRODUCT FEATURES

Sensory-Aware Softness

Our premium cotton blend feels like your favorite old shirt. Fabric ideal for sensitive skin.

Fits Just Right

Designed for everyday flex with a fit that lets you breathe or layer accordingly. Size up or down for a closer or looser fit.

All-Season Comfort

Lightweight layers for warmer days. Heavier weight options perfect for layering when it’s chilly, like in the movie theater.

Made-To-Order

Care and Attention is Given to Each Piece

Premium Quality

We Provide Premium Quality Products

Flexible Payment

Pay with Multiple Credit Cards

Academic Life
Is A Lot.
Dress Accordingly.

Junior Professors

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